THE DUNGEON SONG

T H E D U N G E O N S O N G

FIRST FLOOR DUNGEON
Assorted simple tortures.
Molten lead, chopping blocks
And hot boiling oil.

SECOND FLOOR DUNGEON
Jewelry department.
Leg chains, ankle chains,
Neck chains, wrist chains, thumb screws
And nooses of the very finest rope.

BASEMENT DUNGEON--
EVERYBODY OUT.

[in all honesty, i should admit that this song is nuthin' without the virtuoso, whacked out performance of the guy playing the elevator operator/s & m master. all greased up and wearing an executioner's mask, this scene must have been the source of countless prepubescent (and post-pubescent, for that matter) nightmares.]