Terwilliker Academy
A-rooty-toot-toot-toot!
A-rooty-toot-toot-toot!
Terwilliker-williker institute!
Hooray for us! [Hooray for us!]
Hurrah for us! [ Hurrah for us!]
We're rough, we're tough, we're on the ball!
We're gruesome one, we're gruesome all!
We're unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us --
HOORAY! we are victorius!
Now isn't that too glorious?
Our nasty team notorious
Us gruesome griming glorious,
Us stinkers are victorious!
We ain't too neat!
We ain't too bright!
Never the less we won tonight --
HOORAY! we are victorious!
[Victorious!]
Terwilliker, we sing to thee,
Our cruel black hearts we bring to thee,
For crime and slimey villainy--
Terwilliker Academy!
Oh, the walls are green with ivy down at Harvard
And down at Princeton and Old Purdue
[in Old Purdue!]
So what? They think they're smart with all that ivy,
At Terwilliker, got ivy, too!
[Got ivy, too!]
Hail to thee our hallowed halls!
We got poison ivy walls!
Poo on Harvard, Yale and such! We got ivy they can't touch!
Poison ivy covered walls
Hail to thee our hallowed halls
Hallowed halls
Terwilliker, thy name we praise
We love thy foul and loathsome ways
Thy crummy criminality--
Terwilliker A-Cat-A-Me!
Alma mater, alma mater
Never ever, could be greater
Rotten as a bad tomater
Alma mater, die-dee-dee-dow-dee-dow-dee-dow
We're rough, we're tough, we're on the ball!
We're gruesome one, we're gruesome all!
Unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us
--HOORAY! HOORAY! we are
victorious!